Warren Mitchell

as Abdul

as Mr. Zanfrello

as Mr. Fishfinger

as Tyson / Wag (voice)

as Pepe Valiente

as Brodney

as Marco Di Cesari

as Spencius

as Prof. Crevett

as Herr Weiss

as Self

as Tailor

as Uncle Jack

as Edgar Truelove (uncredited)

as J.J. Hubbard

as Giorgio

as Commercial Traveller

as Barquentine

as Prof. Munroe

as Merchant (uncredited)

as Alf Garnett

as Spencius (archive footage)

as Jose Santiago

as Artie White

as Reg Lilburn

as Tailor

as Conte de Rienz / Maximillian

as Lou Leeman

as Laughing Man in Bar

as Lennie

as Haystack Club Manager (uncredited)

as Alf Garnett

as Gurdjieff's Father

as Alf Garnett

as Eddie's Dad

as Prozoroff

as Maitre d'Hotel

as 'Honest' Marcel

as Moss

as Albert Hall

as Frank Focus / Panel Moderator

as Count Pandolfo

as Alf Garnett

as Popov

as Rose

as Gipsy Sid

as Waiter

as Self

as Spas T Raikin, Traveller's Aid Representative

as Joe

as I.Q. Patel

as Morris Morris

as Bamber

as Self

as Moss

as Shylock

as Robert

as Roberto

as Rupert

as Klimatis

as Stan

as Omar

as Emilio Dinelli

as Pedro

as Maxie Green

as 'Deacon' Hobbs

as Alf Garnett

as Alex

as Head Porter

as Samuel Singer

as Herr Westermann

as Kendrick

as Willy Loman

as Morris

as Fred Midway

as O'Leary

as Willi

as Petropolous

as Puccelli (A Father)

as Arthur

as Walter Prinn

as Mr Baum

as Ivan Fox

as Self

as Ray Smiles

as Mullen

as Chemist

as Simmie

as Alf Garnett (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Mr Kirkpatrick

as Lofty

as Sam Harris

as Inspector Gregoriou

as Herr Westermann

as Waterboard Chairman

as Alf Garnett (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Stan

as Army

as MacGregor

as Johannes Brahms

as Moss

as Samuel Singer

as Grandfather (voice)

as Ralph Wheatley

as Himself

as Alf Garnett

as Gus Elen

as Self

as Alf Garnett

as The Guard

as Davies

as The Gym Instructor

as Laughing Les

as Joe

as Spas T. Raikin, Traveller's Aid Rep.

as Albert Cakebread