Roy Hudd

as David Barrett

as Victor Spencer

as Morse Code Martin

as John Gedgrave (aka Frank Carter)

as Joe Collett

as Eric the Caretaker

as Frank Hardwick

as George Wallace

as Morgue Attendant

as Maurice

as Nero's M.C.

as Lionel

as Mr. Sewell

as Harold Atterbow

as Ben Baglin

as Fisherman (segment "Avarice")

as Nick the Pick

as John Gedgrave

as Bud Flanagan

as Self

as Self

as Birmingham (voice)

as Milkman

as John Parry

as Music Hall barker

as Beach

as Self

as Self

as Sergei Prokofiev

as Magnesia

as Self

as Bunny Hooper

as Self

as Himself / Narrator

as Himself

as Chef

as Dan Leno

as Baptiste

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self