Richard Erdman

as Leonard

as Elliot (voice)

as Patrick McNulty

as Mr. Perl

as Store Manager

as Pirate (voice)

as King Arty (voice)

as Duncan Fitzgerald

as Hoffy Hoffman

as Colonel Edward F. French

as Jonathan

as Slayton

as Charlie Brown

as Drunken Wise Man

as Dick Richard (uncredited)

as Walter Hobson

as Howard Banks

as Bert the Coroner

as Arthur Binney

as Buck Brown

as Pvt. Nebraska Hooper

as Al

as Leo

as Howie

as Mr. Hanson

as Mr. Callahan

as Mordecai Krone

as Frank

as Richard Erdman

as Western Union Boy (uncredited)

as P.T. Barkley

as Chester

as Delong

as Mr. Zeider

as Terry Spencer (uncredited)

as Attorney

as Colonel Millbank

as Sid Buckman / Car Wash Manager (voice)

as Mr. Zeider

as Ben Bailey

as Dallas Hanson

as Dogface Dolan

as Clerk

as Carl's Grandfather

as Soldier on Deck (uncredited)

as Bellboy, The Marwood Arms

as Murph

as Walt Dabbett

as Seymour Jenks

as Middle Cowboy

as Buddy Morgan

as Kevin's Dad

as Ed Brent

as Willie

as Bunkie Taylor (as Dick Erdman)

as Alfred Grattin

as Ens. Chuck Dorrance

as Joe, Counterman at Owl Lunch

as Additional Voices (voice)

Role: Co-Producer

Role: Director

as Soda Jerk

as Jim Evans

as Deke

as Shorty

as Al Williams

as Manny

as Oliver 'Ollie' Bonelli

as Herr Sessman (voice)

as Eddie (as Dick Erdman)

as Waiter

as actor 'Stalag 17' (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Scooper Nolan (as Dick Erdman)

as Selby

as Lester Everett

as Judge Quincey P. Trumbell

as Eddie McGuire

as Harry Jordan

as Frank Wylie

as Pirate #1

as Self

as Lt. 'Scooper' Nolan (as Dick Erdman)

as Sailor with Tour (uncredited)

as Pete Morrisey

as Frank Rubin

as George Davenport

as Eddy

as Cpl. Frenchy

as Pvt. Swenson

as Dr. Adams

as Richard Fairfield III

as Klugie

as Ellis

as Fletcher Mays

as Frederick de Fernando

as Rupe Pardee

as Tommy

as Mark Lewis

as Mirza

as Joseph Somerby

Role: Director

as Host and narrator

as John Harper