Barry Pearl

as Dr. Paulson

as Doody

as Man

as Dr. Noble

as Norman

as P.R. Staffer

as News Director

as Stan Weaver

as Abe

as Mr. Chaney

as Music Video Director

as Mario Pellegrini

as Johnny Glitter

as Paul Whitset

as Warren Thurston

as Bob

as Morty

as Eddie

as Clarence

as Mr. Motes

as Doody

as Barry Silver

as Recruit Mignone

as Doctor

as Auctioneer Sims

as Smokey the Bear (voice)

as Red

as Milwaukee Owner

as Tom Canty

as Rumpelstiltskin (voice)

as Doody (archive footage)

as Barry Silver