Orson Bean

as Sam Rubinstein

as Bob

as Dr. Lester

as Norman

as Marty

as Roy Bender

as Self - Game Show Panelist (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Lydia's Editor

as Dr. Matthew Smith

as James B.W. Bevis

as Dr. Fogler

as Carl Tepper

as Joseph Dudley

as Gepetto (voice)

as Loren Bray

as Ebeneezer McEnery

as Harland Sealey

as Bruno

as Marty Brigg

as Bilbo Baggins (voice)

as Donald Baxter

as Patient

as Frodo Baggins / Bilbo Baggins (voice)

as Artie D'Angelo

as Mr. Bennett

as Homeless Man

as Dan

as Lewis Sweeney

as Self

as Mr. Myron

as Laverne Fusselforth V

as Gameshow Contestant

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Mr. Cole

as Warren Wright

as Bill Harrison

as Jerry

as Mayor Milton Gallagher

as Hal

as Self

as Billy Rabbit (voice)

as Dr. Hubbard

as Mr. Gafty

as Pvt. Wally Gunther / Pete Gunther

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Loren Bray

as Artie Kaufman

as Arnold Platt

as Harvey B. Hines

as Self

as Archbishop Phillips

as Self

as Mr. Roper

as Monsignor Corelli

as Toby Marshall

as Self

as Self

as Fred

as Bill Gamble

as Dr. Berlin

as Father McIlhenny

as Self - Guest Host

as Self

as Voice of John Forsythe (voice)

as Macintyre

as Dr. William Sawyer

as Newman Johnson

as Chick

as John Monroe

as Self

as Jeremy Sticher

as Stephen Minch

as Mr. Bowen

as Stephen Minch

as Dan

as Llewelyn Throckmorton, III

as Sy

as Arthur Fitzgerald

as Bob

as Hank / Sir Boss (voice)

as Eddie

as Raff Buddemeyer

as Dennis

as Tony Vicedomini

as Insomniac #1

as Jimmy London

as Self

as Jack Chesney