Jim J. Bullock

as Prince Valium

as Attendant #1

as Neal Tanner

as Mr. Monroe

as Cert

as Al

as The Psychic

as Not-Yet-Out Gay Guy

as Judge

as Eddie

as Bernie

as Self - Contestant

as Monroe Ficus

as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein (voice)

as Mark

as Self - Former Co-Host

as Tom

as Derek

as Maurice's Ex

as Tex

as Magistrate (voice)

as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein

as Jacques-Jean / Emerald Joe (voice)

as Majestrate / Jeramiah (voice)

as Net'l (voice)

as Licea (voice)

as Erastus / Isaac (voice)

as Gerald

as Self

as Self