Nicholas Braun

as Ponytail Derek

as Cousin Greg (voice)

as Kid

as Josh

as Jason

as Zachary "Zach" Braun / Zack Attack

as Boyd

as Officer Tim Derry

as Greg Hirsch

as Ed

as Brian Berg

as Neal Monroe

as Billy-Ray

as Tall Brian

as Karl Vandy

as Charlie

as Nigel

as Dag Parker

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as Lloyd Taylor

as Lenny Snow (1951)

as Andy Kaufman / Jim Henson

as Brad (uncredited)

as Self

as Black Knight / Geoff (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Andy Evans

as Derrek

as Zander Marrs

as Matt

as Michael

as Zeke Thompson

as Woodrow K. Mullhand, CFP

as Tim (voice)

as Justin

as Randy

as Jeremy Perrick

as Self - Guest

as Robert

as Craig

as Will

as Cameron James

as Devin

as Kevin Butterman

as Ernie

as Joe Thom Pell Aka Pricka Bush Da Werewoof

as Self - Guest

as Charlie Reed

as Etan Delvay

as Michael

as The Albino

as Cole Waters

as Peter

as Matt

as Zeke

as Henry

as Victor

as Jack

as Teddy

as Self

as Clyde