Jim Gaffigan

as Hoovy (voice)

as Lorenzo Paguro (voice)

as Chris Grandy

as Coach Murphy

as Van Helsing (voice)

as Oliver Tunney

as Van Helsing (voice)

as George

as Cuts Troy's Cuff Soldier

as Doug

as Red

as Roy

as Father Time (voice)

as Larry Johnson

as The Thunderbolt (voice)

as Henry Haber (voice)

as Trent Lueders

as Phil Berlin

as Sam "Smee" Smiegel

as Larry Johnson

as Lowell

as Officer Krupke

as Larry Johnson

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as James McDonough

as Jim

as Edsel Kellogg III

as George Westinghouse

as Self

as Russell Matthews

as Self - Guest

as Hilton Manager

as Del (voice)

as Ramsey Flint

as The Irishman

as Paul Markham

as Self

as Carl Mancini

as Danny's Dad

as Jim Gaffigan (voice)

as Self

as Portis

as Self

as Stanley Bellin

as Mr Miller

as Snail

as Paul Jederman

as Peng (voice)

as John Stoehr

as Donald

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self - Comedy Guest

as Picker

as Self

as Gordon

as Lemmy

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Papa Owl (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Himself

as Zeke Slaughter

as Himself

as Manny Broward

as Cameron / Kent

as Jerry Hobson

as Himself

as Himself

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Corey

as Jim (voice)

as Self

as Toby Gibbons

as Frank

as Himself

as Reverend Craig Peterson

as Self - Guest

as Himself

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Brad

as Peter

as Richard

as Joe Daley

as Self

as Self

as Bucky

as Cam

as Jim Gaffigan

as Barry

as Dayton

as Sheriff Loggins

as Self

as Sandie

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Bob

as Self (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Andrew Blythe

as Jim at the Ad Agency

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Rusty Carnouk

as Self - Panelist

as Lampert Binew

as Bill

as Butters

as Santa Claus

as Announcer #2

as Self

as Narrator

as Mart Ryde

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Jackie

as Self

as Mr. Kamen

as Self

as Storekeeper

as Chester

as Self

as MC

as Bob

as Owen

as Self

as Dr. Gelding

as Self

as Larry

as Jim Gaffigan

as Oliver

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Santa (voice)

as Self - Guest