Marissa Jaret Winokur

as Mr. Smiley's Counter Girl (Janine)

as Garage Victim

as Jewel / Mrs. Holiday (voice)

as Shelly

as Sheila

as Principal Dawn Meadows

as Herself

as Charmaine Rinaldi

as Woman in Elevator

as Bookstore Clerk (voice)

as Sarah

as Sunshine (voice)

as Eileen Leffler

as Student (uncredited)

as Ms. Nancy

as Anita

as Self - Guest Judge

as Claire (voice)

as Dee Dee

as Pinkette

as Linda

as Self - Contestant

as Kim

as Nancy

as Sydney

as Courtney Schaffer

as Rosa

as Theresa Loman

as Self

as Lori

as Kimmie

as Candy

as Barb

as Lea’s Friend

as Katrina

as Taxi Driver Hero (voice)

as Self - Houseguest

as Marissa Jaret Winokur

as Self

as Elise

as Linda Allmendinger

as Self - Guest

as Patti

as Self - Host

as Lizzy

as Dean's Secretary (segment "Happy Birthday")

as Annie

as Flower Girl (as Marisa Winokur)

as Wendy Wodinski

as Brenda

as Sister Hartt

as Janet Weiss

as Self

as Becca

as Amy Robbins

as Self - Special Guest

as Dr. Theodora 'Teddy' Hohn

as Becky

as Self - Special Guest Judge

as Self

as June

as Sweet Tooth

as Nurse Miller

as Self

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Special Guest

as Self - Winner