Michael Hitchcock

as Deputy Rosko

as Don Cholodecki

as Dr. Mathias

as Kent

as Mr. Doyle

as Ira Gilligan

as Dr. Arnold Davis

as Vance

as Dalton Rumba

as Alex

as Jerome Lalosz

as Sleazy Ron Wexler

as Hamilton Swan

as Paul Schneider

as Paul M. Riordan

as Greg Morehouse

as Mr. Blanket

as Father Eduardo Dedonde

as Wine Taster

as Lon MacDowell

as Dr. Hert

as Laundry Room Man

Role: Writer

as Henry

as Steve Stark - Councilman

as Gary

as Lawrence E. Turpin

as Gerhardt

as Bolus Lugozshe

Role: Writer

as Ed

as Neil

Role: Writer

as Langston Aubrey

as Bert Buttenweiser

as Hate It Film Critic

as Dennis

as Theodore Buckley

as Headmaster Charles Meyer

as Cop

as Ted

as Steven

as David

as Bruce #1

as Mr. K

as Pastor Newell Swafford

as Chester

as Father Roger

as Ray

Role: Writer

as Gary Snyder

as Mark Tuckby

Role: Writer

as Maloney

as Mr. Bob

as Jesse Ray Beaumont

as Luna

as Thomas

as Coach McNiff

as Lonny

as Craig Johnston

as Durango Bolo Salesman (voice)

as Sly

as Dave

as Bail Bondsman Tim

as Job Placement Officer

Role: Story

as Bob / A.D.

as Randall

as Richard Towers / Ted Johnson

as Rusty Bob

as Tom

as Eddie

as General George Washington

as Charlie

as Self

as Stuart

as Badger