Joey Diaz

as Train Passenger

as Angry New Yorker

as Elijah Coney

as Sal

as Big Tony

as Ducks

as Mikey (as Joey Coco Diaz)

as Freddy

as Jhoey

as Store Owner

as Grocery Store Clerk

as Chuck Charles / Chef Dardew the Giant Zombie (voice)

as Buddha

as Referee

as Mobster

as Security Guard

as Charlie Brooks

as Detective Frank

as Emmanuel's Entourage

as German Guy / Distributor

as (uncredited)

as Vito

as Self

as Richie

as Inmate Joey

as Bobby Mendez

as Taffy

as Stewey

as Vinnie

as Himself

as Mickey

as Stewey

as Self

as Stewey

as Joe

as Stewey McMan

as Stewey

as Himself

as Gun Smuggler

as Jojo

as Stewey

as Self - Panelist

as Himself

as Uncle Tony

as Self

as Johnny Scarano

as Large Producer

as TSA Officer

as Himself

as Himself

as The Doomed

as Himself

as Himself

as Frank

as Bodi (Voice)

as Geraldo

as Sheriff

as Cicero

as Fairy Godfather

as Tony Diaz

as Joey Karate

as Informant (voice)