Alexei Sayle

as Sultan

as D.J.

as Golodkin

as Barbarossa

as The Balowski Family

as Dr Maverick

as Magar

as Malice

as Anton Malinovsky

as Self

as Bill

as Dr. Ushma

as Karl Marx

as Self

as BacBac

as Freddy Reeve

as Achmed

as Charles Frobisher

as Darren Dugdale

as Cabbie

as Major Wib

as Self

as Self

as Self - Panellist

as Von Schneider (dubbing - voice only) (uncredited)

as Alexei Sayle in a Hawaiian Shirt

as Carl Moss/Sterling Moss

as Motorbike Cop

as Self

as Himself - Panellist

as Self

as Self

as Commisar Solzhenitsyn

as Seemuller

as Algy

as DJ

as Self

as Achmed (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self - Panellist

as Self

as Self - Participant

as Mighty Mac

as Toll Gate Keeper

as Vlad Milcic

as Self

as Planet Jimmy (voice)

as Konrad 'Conny' Fischer

as Self

as Self

as Colin Goodman

as Paul

as Self

as Self

as Andy Carolides

as X Ray Operator

as Head torturer

as The Voices

as Newspaper Editor

as Self

as Puppeteer

as Pope John Paul II

as Graham

as Self - Guest

as Clarence Flamer

as D.J. (archive footage) (uncredited)

as John Bull

as Bernie

as Uncle Henry

as Dad

as Self

as Self

as Compere

as Beluga

as Billy Balowski / Jerzei Balowski / Brian Damage (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Alain Degout

as Self - Presenter

as Himself

as Konrad 'Conny' Fischer

as Speaker in Market

as Narrator

as Self

as Bride's Father

as Melvin Coombes

as Narrator

as Self

as Self - Presenter

as Self

as Mog

as Inspector

as Self

as Frank

as Self

as Rittblatt

as Self

as Self

as 2nd Detective

as Carl Moss/Sterling Moss

as Lavrenti

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Himself

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Rubbish (voice)