Tom Arnold

as Tom Arnold (voice)

as Gib

as Cowboy (uncredited)

as Georgie Caruso

as Ron Alberts

as Childless Man

as Golfer (uncredited)

as Archie

as Garth Mathers

as Marty Dwyer

as Norm Glidewell (voice)

as Self

as Henry Wayne

as Randy Anderson

as Norm Carlson

as Chick

as Self - Host

as Mr. Hunkee

as Elvis Bertrand

as Arnie Thomas

as Man #1

as Max

as Calvin Riggins

as Tom Arnold

as Doughy

as Self

as Cupid (voice)

as George

as Mr. Lewis

as Hamilton

as Tom Arnold

as Buck Rowan

as Self

as Jerry Miller

as Self

as Self

as Walter

as Self

as Vern Newman

as Self - Guest

as Beethoven

as Self

as Danny

as Self

as Miles Butkus

as Frank

as Self

as Sully

as Art

as Self

as Self

as Tom Arnold

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Dad

as Ronny Streppi

as Arnie Orwig

as Herman

as Tom Arnold

as Franklin Laszlo

as Floyd Spunkmeyer

as Tom Arnold

as Stanley Stupid

as Father Bailey

as Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale

as Roy Hawkins

as Rosco Bigger - Fang

as Jay Rollins

as Alex

as Self

as Self

as Looter

as Charlie

as Danny

as Bink

as Bernie Mellon

as Self

as Runyon

as Bruce Daniels

as Famous Director

as Self

as August Murray

as Boogeyman (voice)

as Jimmy Darby

as Brady

as Rog (uncredited)

as Self

as Bob Thompson

as Rhaynes

as Harold

as Principle Hyman

as Carl

as Gus

as Burt Akers

as Nick

as Daddy

as Tom Arnold

as Jack Cameron

as Mr. Blackwell

as Self - Roaster

as Charles

as Agent Barnes

as Roland

as Self

as Tom Rockett

as Pat

as Mr. George Wilson (voice)

as Self

as Tom Arnold

as Malone

as Gene "Geno" Burman

as Gabe

as Kevin O'Brien

as Senator Rufus

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Bill Williams

as Joe Bergers

as Tommy

as Cushing

as Jack

as Tom Lipnity

as Chris

as Mac Bear (voice)

as Tom Arnold

as Doug the Dog Catcher

as Tom Arnold

as Self

as Self

as Andrew Morland - President's Stepbrother

as Self / Mark 'Pappy' Jeung

as Self

as Quarterman

as Robert Jenks

as Andy

as Presscott

as Frank

as Van Hagen

as Fritz / Cat (voice)

as Morgan

as Todd

as Parker

as Simon

as Self

as Walter Perkins

as Tom

as Frank

as Rip Winkle (voice)

as Frank

as Wendell Mays

as Daniel Warren

as Randall the Goose (voice)

as Murray Crown

as Lionel Quince

as James Ford

as Marvin Pritz (Jackie's Former Manager)

as Al Oliver

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Howard Peterman

as Danny

as El Jade

as Billy

as Jason Eckhart

as Self

as Self

as Alf Landon

as Johnny Angel

as Dr. Levanthal

as Eddie

as Greg Corksey

as Self

as Kevin Freeman

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Himself

as Johnny Dingo

as Self

as Self

as Husband Tom

as Chuck Gout

as Marty Edelman

as Ozzie (voice)

as Himself

as Himself

as Self

as Jack Jackson

as Bill Diller

as Himself

as Self

as Host

as Captain Taylor

as Arthur Crandall

as Self

as Self

as Buddy (voice)

as Self (archive footage)

as Gary

as Self - Narrator

as Barbuto

as Chuck Rooney

as Self - Host

as (voice)

as Tom Arnold

as Frank

as Richard

as The Alchemist

as Goliath (Voice)

as Daddy

as Self

as Self

as Frank

as Tom

as Sheriff Buzz Clark

as Self

as Steve Middlestein

as Police Chief Dick Steinberger

as Rabbi Hammerstein

as Self

as Ted

as Dave Garrett

as Ralph

as Self

as Self