John Candy

as Gus Polinski

as Burton Mercer

as Barf

as Dean Andrews

as Irv

as Del Griffith

as Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld

as Wink Wilkinson

as Freddie Bauer

as Wilbur (voice)

as Buck Russell

as Dewey "Ox" Oxberger

as Desk Sergeant / Dan / Den / Robot (voice)

as C.D. Marsh (uncredited)

as Pvt. Foley

as Spike Nolan

as Chet Ripley

as Self - Host

as Dennis / Eldona

as Cliff Murdoch - Announcer (uncredited)

as Harry Crumb

as Sheriff Bud B. Boomer

as Del Griffith (Archive Footage)

as Jack Chester

as Chet (uncredited)

as Frank Dooley

as Danny Muldoon

as Tom Tuttle

as Jack Gable

as Simonsen

as Augie Morosco

as Self (archive footage)

as James Harlow

as Charlie

as State Trooper

as Self

as Self - Actor (archive footage)

as Self

as Don The Horse (Voice)

as John Bourgignon

as Self (archive footage)

as Self - Various Characters

as Self

as Kalishak

as Cooper

as Kopek

as Beer Truck Driver

as Self (archive footage)

as Kopek

as Carpentier

as Yuri Petrovich (uncredited)

as Clip Maxwell

as Pinky

as John

as Paule (uncredited)

as (voice)

as Various

as Howard Jensen (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

as Self (archive footage)

as Yosh Shmenge

as The Hawk

as Self

as Self

as Yosh Shmenge (archive footage)

as Self

as Ollie

as Wallace Osgood

as Marcel

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Narrator (voice)

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self

as Himself

Role: Production Assistant

as Himself

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Self (Archival Footage)

as Weatherman

Role: Writer