Robert Lindsay

as King John

as Ian Frazier

as Glynn Fennell

as Aristotle Onassis

as Robert Lindsay

as Sydney Lotterby

as Hermann Einstein

as Pete

as Chester Wormwood

as Daedalus

as Franklin Warner

as Self - Host

as Ben Harper

as Captain Sir Edward Pellew

as Max Crockett

as Sir Edward Pellew

as Sir Edward Pellew

as The Examiner

as Captain Pellew

as Sir Edward Pellew

as Reform School Youth

as Sir Edward Pellew

as Admiral Sir Edward Pellew

as Admiral Sir Edward Pellew

as Sneath

as Sir Edward Pellew

as Self

as Tom

as Michael Brinn

as Self

as Fagin

as Narrator (voice)

as Terry Sutcliffe

as Self - Presenter

as Moonface Martin

as Morgan

as Michael Murray

as Wolfie Smith

as William Sneath

as Edmund

as Self - Narrator

as Bert Rigby

as Tony Blair

as Iachimo

as Self

as Various Characters

as Carter

as Otto Schatz

as Narrator

as Tony Blair

as D.I. Michael Jericho

as Fabian

as Otto Schatz, Commissioner of Police

as Billy Bowman

as Narrator

as Benedick

as Jakey Smith

as Bill Snibson (segment "Me and My Girl")

as Fabian

as Oberon

as Lysander

as First French Lord

as Jamie Diadoni

as Henry Farr

as Tom

as Tom (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Narrator (voice)

as Rabbit

as Self

as Mickey Noades

as Sam

as Bertram

as Jamie

as Francis Thornley

as Narrator

as Self - Nominee

as Narrator

as Luke Hawkins

as Narrator (Voice)

as Policeman at Roadblock

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Pete Dodds

as Thomas Kelly

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Narrator (voice)

as Toby

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Narrator (voice)

as William Lamb

as Mickey Noades

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Narrator

as (archive footage)

as Norman Platt

as Self - Performer

as Narrator

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self - Winner / Performer