Clive Rosengren

as Mr. Zipper

as Ed Reynolds

as Mr. Clotworthy

as Morty (segment "None But the Lonely Heart")

as Wisconsin Cop

as Bartender

as George O'Bannen

as Policeman

as Doug Aducci

as Deputy D.A. Hartman

as Commanding Officer

as Desk Sergeant

as Lou

as Doorman

as Principal

as Bus Driver

as Cantwell

as Doorman

as Delivery Man

as Mitch

as Senator #3

as Leonard Larson

as Jacob MacIntire

as Toy Company President

as Knight

as Mayor

as Man in Uniform

as Morty (archive footage)

as Man in Pool Hall

as Chief Law

as Clive Clooney

as Ben Coleman