Martin Freeman

as Everett K. Ross

as Everett K. Ross

as Bilbo Baggins

as Bilbo Baggins

as Bilbo Baggins

as Declan

as Met Sergeant

as Everett Ross

as John

as John Watson

as Oliver Chamberlain

as Arthur Dent

as Narrator

as Simon Forester

as Dr. John Watson

as Andy

as Richard 'Ricky C' Cunningham

as Everett K. Ross

as Charles Cameron / Mike Priddle

as Pirate with a Scarf (voice)

as Iain MacKelpie

as Tim Canterbury

as Jonathan Miller

as Dixon

as Everett K. Ross (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Doctor

as Self - Host

Role: Executive Producer

as Self - Guest

as Poe De Spell (voice)

as Self

as Phil Rask

as Sandy

as Thomas

as Superintendent Battle

as Paul Maddens

as Milton Fruchtman

as Gary Shaller

as Charlie

as Chris Carson

as Self

as Stick Man (voice)

as Martin Freeman

as Bernard D. Elf (voice)

as Jeremy

as Himself

as Paul Worsley

as Steve Fulcher

as Ricky Beck

as Self

as Rembrandt van Rijn

as Fleck (voice)

as Matt

as Self

as Alvin Finkel

as Himself / Dr. Watson

as Jeff

as Master Hora

as The Pirate With A Scarf

as Albert

as Doctor Williams

as Don

as Self - Voice of The Pirate with a Scarf

as Self

as Chris Curry

as Self

as Self

as Stuart

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Rembrandt

as Himself

as Harold Wallach

as Self

as Malcolm Brass

as Dr. John Watson

as Lord Shaftesbury

as Jaap

as Self

as Solomon

as Self

as Mr. Codlin

as Bob Cratchit (voice)

as Self

as Chris Ashworth

as Danny Reed

as Colonel Havilland de Luce

as Young Brian Pern

as Graham

as Himself

as The Man

as Dwight

as Mike

as Kevin

as D.S. Stringer

as Himself

as Self

as Self

as Ed Robinson

as James McKenzie

as Self

as Self

as Vila

as Terry Ross

as Consultant Cardiologist

as Himself

as Nigel

as DC Stone

as Self

as Dr. Watson, Self

as Boss

as Kevin

as Self

as James

as Terry Ross

as Greg Wilson

as Self - Guest

as Steve Marriott

as self

as Self

as Self

as Charlie

as Self

as Dad

as Self

as Walter

as Sean

as Self - Guest