Bruce Dern

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as Woody Grant

as Carl

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as Mr. Snowcone

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as Alvin Begleiter

as Sheriff Ed Galt

as Miller

as Vet

as Creepy Carl

as Randy Strickland (voice)

as Freeman Lowell

as Rear Admiral Yancy Graham

as The Detective

as Self - Host

as Tom Buchanan

as George Lumley

as Frank Zax

as Cully Maco

as Richie Jacobs

as Deputy Sheriff (uncredited)

as Dorlan

as Myles

as John Rothstein

as Narrator

as James Bates

as Hal

as Georgie Wits

as Sheriff Bobby LaGrange

as The Chief

as Joseph Kennedy

as John Mayhew

as Long Hair

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as Self

as Charlie

as Hammond

as Joe Danby

as Capt. Bob Hyde

as Self

as Grandpa

as Will Plummer

as Lander

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as Easy

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as Blair Callahan

as John Gillon

as Rafe Quint

as Doyle Phleger

as John

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as Dr. Ronald Pendleton

as Kevin Dirkman

as Jack Roper

as Jason Staebler

as Levi Coffin

as Self

as Doc Rivers O'Roark

as Rod "The Jammer" Jaminski

as Mallincrkordt

as Self - Actor

as Garrett "Uncle Bud" Stoker

as Roy Bullock

as Skeet

as Jack Strawhorn

as Marcus

as Joe 'Loser' Kearns

as Lt. Billy Byron Bix

as Clay Carter

as Self

as Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD

as Oswald Flannigan

as Dr. Lucien

as Cliff Denny

as Editor

as Hank

as M. Edwards

as Follet

as Grandpa

as Vance Henrickson

as Thorg

as Ed Rankin

as Richard Morton

as Doris

as Big Bob

as Self

as Vic Small

as Steve Davis

as Roger

as Emil Larson

as Bill Unger

as Harry Volpi

as Pell

as Ethan

as Ronnie Ashemore

as Claude

as Wilkins

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as Howard Blaime

as Coach Bullion

as Wade

as Pfc. Byron Landy

as Whitney Tyler

as Bennie

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as Calvin

as TSgt. Frank Jones

as Deputy

as FBI Agent John Furillo

as Johnny Norton

as Albert

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as Ellis Brawley

as Les - Wolfer Who Kidnaps Squaw

as Grayson Potchuck

as George Wells

as Cliff

as Capt. Perez Ryder

as Gene

as Keeg

as Billy Harris

as Augustine St. Claire

as King

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as J.J. Weston

as William

as T.L. Barston

as Coach Finnegan

as Self - Interviewee

as Arkadi Dubkova

as Nicky

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as Richard Smythson

as Frank

as Jud Treadwell

as Cliff Walters

as Sean McNally

as Junior Stoker

as Payton McCay

as McGurdy

as Patrick Leary

as Chester

as Self (archive footage)

as Wes Holman

as Harry Tracy

as Capt. Swaggert

as Winston

as Luther Seacombe

as Sheriff Hutch Hutchinson

as Bobby Lee

as Reynolds

as Alex Ryder

as General Sanford Smithers

Role: Executive Producer

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as Austin Kittredge Sr.

as John Walker

as Lucas Thatcher

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as Christian Dobbe

as Scout Ed Higgins

as PopPop

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as Self

as Self

as Self

as Joe Krajac

as Maynard

as Lud Grant

as E.J. Stocker

as Mike Cassidy

as Mike Cassidy

as Douglas Osborne

as Davenport Lear

as John Hollander

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as Stanley Mott

as Self

as Joe Krajac

as Rob Charters

as Self

as Dale

as Deputy Doyle Pickett

as Self

as Self

as Van Sellsing

as Billy Archer

as Self

as Hank

as Death

as Self

as Self

as James

as Gideon

as Self (achive footage)

as Arthur

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Turk

as Papa Joe

as Himself

as Self

as Douglas Osborne