Michael Carman

as The Don

as Frank

as Captain

as Deserter

as U.S. Anchorman

as J.C. Thomas

as Eddie Dollery

as Fitzalan

as Sir Michael Kent

as Damien Zukor

as Malcolm Royston

as Willie Ryan

as Albie O'Connell

as Drummer / Mechanic

as Patrick Muller

as Abby

as Jimmy King

as Sergeant Rawling

as Tony

as Bank Teller

as Conroy

as Marcie

as Roberts

as Sandy's Father / BBC Academic

as Morrie Bannerman

as Galiel, Laziah, Captain Sharkana

as Additional Cast

as Gregory

as Sir Frederick

as Mark Matthews

as Sandy's Father

as Baba Ganoush (voice)

as Heath