Phil Daniels

as Maester Gerardys

as Fetcher (voice)

as Keith the Dog (voice)

as Ronnie Devereux

as Inspector Hardcastle

as Teddy Molloy

as Waiter Who Spills Spaghetti

as James Michael 'Jimmy' Cooper

as Charlie Thursday

as Reggie

as George Benson

as Dave

as Richards

as Frank Hicks

as Self

as Neil Gaydon

as Boy Pullen

as Danny Jones

as Mark

as Bela

as D.C.S. Frank Paterson

as Self - Panellist

as Marvelous Harris

as Boyd

as Richards

as Frank Bottomley

as 1st Boy

as Det. Supt. Andy Bulmer

as Self - Host

as Craig Dodds

as Phil

as Freddie Windrush

as Danny

as Self - Guest

as Warden of the Pear Orchard

as Johnny Jones

as Self

as Eddie

as Self - Panellist

as Self

as Grouch

as Self - Narrator

as Terry Brook

as Billy the Kid

as Joe

as Jimmy

as Ted Trotter

as Singing Salesman ('Parklife' music video)

as Ratsey

as First Youth

as Frank

as The Nunn Brothers

as Self

as Self

as Ted Trotter

as Sprint

as Mickey Port

as Stewart

as Puck

as Self

as Self

as Scott

as Self - Participant

as William Blackie

as Puck

as Melvin

as Hitcher

as Raven

as Sam Weller

as Terry

as Sprint

as Enobarbus

as Larry

as Miles

as Self

as Ian Bodger

as Billy

as Geoff

as Bob Mellish

as Self

as Gary Rickey

as John

as Mike Dudds

as Blackie

as Alan

as John

as Miles

as Alun Leach

as Boy

as Self

as Voice

as First youth

as Self

as Self

as Dad / Charlie

as Self

as Neville

as Self

as Barry

as Self (archive footage)

as Youth in Cafe

as Billy

as Kip

as Self

as Self

as Brian

as Self (Narrator)

as Phil

as Saraffian