Dave Thomas

as Bob Hope (voice)

as Chuck Gerussi

as Tuke (voice)

Role: Writer

as Andrew Jursic

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Cleve Kelso (voice)

as Harold Grisham

as Trevor

as Chris

as Tuke (voice)

as Highmaster

as M.C.

as Dr. Bertner

as King Arthur (voice)

as Jimsey (voice)

as Harv Hickman (voice)

as Self - Co-Host

as Mean Bob (voice)

as Bill Duffy

as Pastor Timmons

as Freddy Kablinski

as Doug McKenzie

as Chief Prairie Dog

as Self

as Gary Marcus

as Self - Actor, SCTV

as Hugo (voice)

as Willy Drucker

as Self

as Carl Hughes

as Dave Thomas

as Sam Sleaze

as Uncle Tug

as Lionel Tower

as Tad Venom (voice)

as Mr. Czelanski (voice)

as Dr. Omar Olson

Role: Director

as Thunder-Karlsson (voice)

as Self

as Russell Norton

as Self (archive footage)

as Self - Various Characters

Role: Writer

as Larry

as Boris Badunov

as Red

Role: Producer

as Mayor Upton

as Bob Hope

as Tom Foster

as Agent Todd (voice)

Role: Writer

as Ernie Barrett

as Howie

as Jerry Swit

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Various

as Narrator

as Rocket Boy

as Self

as Roger Ebert

as The Ghost of Christmas Specials Past (Bob Hope)

as Himself

as Professor Henry Osgood

as Mr. Talbot

as Petrie

as Self

as Militia Captain

as Tuke (voice)

as Michael

Role: Director

Role: Executive Producer

as Various

as Wynn Dalton / Dwayne Gary Steckler

as Flapjack

as Dave McGonigal

as Dave McGonigal

as Michael

as Uncle Billy

Role: Screenplay

as Flapjack

as Doug McKenzie

as Michael

as Self

as Self- Guest

as Self (Archival Footage)

as Self