Mark DeCarlo

as Chance

as News Anchor

as (voice)

as Announcer

as Teddy's Father

as Alec Berg

as Fly (voice)

as Voice of Cupid

as Hugh Neutron / Pilot / Arena Guard (voice)

as Albert Mayo

as Coach

as Hugh Neutron / Commercial Narrator (voice)

as Mr. Morrison

as Rob Hackett (voice)

as Hockey Rabbi

as Brett McInerny

as Pitch Monster (voice)

as Storm Reno

as Frankie DeLuca

as Ken Stevens

as Billy Joe Walker

as Mark DeCarlo

as Himself

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Anchor

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Black Helmet Man (voice)

as Tony Lane

as Dancer

as Fred / Narrator / Bank Depositer / Millionaire (voice)

as Richardson

as (voice)

as Dr. Skip

as The Interviewer / TV Anchor / Elvis / Lookout #2 / Rich Man at Dinner / 'Shuffle Board Finals?' (voice)

as Joel Hemmert

as Thummy / Don Bazzarzini / Wartz

as Fabrice

as Hugh Neutron / Emergency System / Gen. Abercrombie (voice)

as Officer Hunter

as Ashley Cordray Esq.

as Buddy Fontaine

as Mr. Dalmer

as Chuck Steak

as Security Elf 1 / Flippy (voice)

as Earl

as Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman

as Jack

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Dad (voice)

as Tom Keats

as Cable Repairman

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Black Helmet Man / The Interviewer / TV Anchor (voice)

as Father Carlo / Coot (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Yokian Waiter (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Self - Host

as Commander Jerek