Michael Cornacchia

as Frankie (voice)

as Frank

as Security Guard

as Lawrence Tuttle

as Ted

as Cupid Preacher

as Make-Up Artist

as Burly Bruce Carter

as Hot Dog Tony

as Self

as Johnny Franco

as Steve

as Norman

as Pokerface Goon

as Client

as Hector

as Bouncing Boy (voice)

as Bobby Bonafonte (uncredited)

as Owen

as Stan

as Orderly

as Fondler

as Andy

as Michael

as Daniel

as Castaldo

as Gary

as Recycler Guy

as Harold Rothman