Perry Benson

as Ice Cream Man

as Meggy

as Beverly

as Finicky Fred

as Paul

as Daft Ned, a Peasant

as Finicky Fred

as Formby

as Meggy

as Spaz

as Jimbo

as Dad

as Trading Standards Officer

as Meggy

as Graham

as Fat Alan

as Brian

as Clive

as Mean Murphy Knuckles

as Mr. Harringey

as Tony

as Andy

as Delivery Man

as Mickey - Drug Dealer

as Tiny

as Freddy Gorgeous

as Immigration Officer

as Boy on Stairs

as Henry Livingstone

as Magoo

as Busker

as Nelson

as Samuel Burgess

as Page Boy

as Mick

as Ken

as Ted

as Timmy

as Terry

as John Graftin

as Carly

as Neil

as Sefton Wallace

as Second Watch

as Martin

as Bones

as Douglas

as Duke Rothermere

as Jack Trent

as Ross Kemp

as Sammy Lee

as Andrew

as Terry

as Peter

as Marc Carpenter

as Ross Kemp (not that one)

as The Driver

as Marmite

as Gaz

as Gordon

as Trevor

as Kevin

as Coxswain

as Martin

as Banjo

as Self - Guest