Mark McKinney

as Father Williams

as Glenn Sturgis

as Peach (voice)

as Bertley Pleakley (voice)

as Guy

as Self - Various Characters

as Graydon

as Guard in the Hall #3

as Father Ritley

as Greg

as Rex

as Self - Guest

as Mr. White

as Andy Mackinaw

as Tom

as Freak #2 (voice)

as Simon / Don Roritor / Cabbie / Gunther / Cop #1 / Nina Bedford / Melanie / Drill sergeant / White-trash woman

as Morris (voice)

as Cameo (uncredited)

as Chester Kent

Role: Writer

as Bill

as Jeremy

as Mark Carney

Role: Writer

as Lee

as Self / Various Characters (archive footage

as General Pentagon

as Cultist

as Doctor Hogan

as Frank Shoddy (voice)

as Hudaro

as Richard Smith-Jones

as Dr. Cavan, Dog Psychologist

as Reg and Ron

as Dr. Robert

as Self

as Warren Baldwin

as Mr. Fish

as Professor Xavier Ambrose

as Self

Role: Screenplay

as Self

as Various

as Lord Peel (voice)

as Rex Reilly

as DIC

as Bishop Himolta

as Dad (archive footage)

as Alien Doctor

as Himself

as Gunman

as Bob Hope

as Husband

as Sam Cutter

as Payette

as Trevor

as Self

as Todd Meaney

as Dyna Blue (voice)

as George

as Narrator

as Self

as Self

as Self