Jamie Farr

as Jamie Farr (voice)

as Jacob Marley

as Jamie Farr

as Soldier (uncredited)

as Mr. Wacko (voice)

as Achmed

as Maxwell Klinger

as Sheik

as Multiple Characters (voice) (uncredited)

as Theo Wexler

as Musician

as Sheik

as Dry Cleaner

as Thaddaeus

as Seymour

as Jamie Farr

as Grecos (Sylvio)

as Ernie

as Santini

as Self

as Doug Hanson

as Delivery Boy

as Ernie Walker

as Cannonballer #2

as Jack Burton

as Arcade Owner

as Albert

as Lt. Gardelli

as Vince

as Alan Austen

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Harry Morton

as Jo Jo

as Pedro Ortega

as Manuel

as Sergeant

as Col. Frierick

as Marty Paris

as Dudley

as Adam Johnson

as Dybbi

as Counterman

as Orange Merchant (uncredited)

as Snorkel

as Himself

as Mario

as Yasser Hafiz

as Pete the Blacksmith

as Zava

as Self

as Count Ridolfi's Mute Squire (uncredited)

as Crummy Fred

as Theodore

as Self - Guest

as Tejurmain

as Sam Camille

as Max Klinger

as Pablo

as Self

as Mickey Fine

as Jamie Farr

as Penski

as Self

as Wade Peters

as Self

as Himself

as Self

as Self

as Larry Melody

as Par Sundquist

as Dr. Hanley

as Self

as Snuffy McCann

as Self / Maxwell Klinger

as Yasser Fahiz

as Michael Reuben

as Self

as Alexander

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Studsky