Loretta Swit

as Marcia Cates / Photographer (voice)

as Margaret Houlihan

as Ellen Sue Greely

as Kim Mitchell

as Self - Special Guest Star

as Midge Larson

as Terry Larsen

as Anna

as Alice

as Maggie Dennings

as Belle Clark

as Polly Reed

as Self

as Shirley

as Meyers' Wife

as Sally Pearson

as Det. Patricia Staley

as Dorothy Harker

as Ella Knox

as Miss Horton

as Self - Nominee

as Doris

as President Barbara Adams

as Sydney

as Grace Bradley

as Self

as B.D. Tucker

as Self

as Lady with glass eye

as Mrs. Kincaid

as Self

as Self

as Self

as B.J.

as Daisy

as Self

as Self

as Self - Panelist

as Deo Fisher

as Self

as Mary

as Mrs. Jones

as Self

as Alice Phillips

as Herself

as Self - Guest

as Evelyn Turner

as Self

as Rosalyn

as Marysia Walenka

as Jane Simon

as Sandy McLaren

as Samantha Young

as Caroline Baker

as Hilary McBride

as Self / Margaret Houlihan

as Nurse (uncredited)

as Self

as Chris LeBlanc

as Laura Bentells

as Linda Bush

as Wanda Karpinsky

as Self

as Self

as Loretta Swit

as Emily

as Maj. Hotlips Houlihan

as Ginny Lomax