Jeff Altman

as Uncle Carl (voice)

as Doctor

as Dr. Gene Splicer (voice)

as Hughie Hogg

as Sleaze / Professor Dweeb / Slob (voice)

as Chad

as Self - Guest

as Ray McGrady

as Bill Jones (as Jeffrey Altman)

as Mike Watson

as Murray Gressler

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Harry Palms

as Howie Bloom

as Lennie Richfield

as Professor Dweeb (voice)

as Doctor

as Duke Jarret

as Weather Wizard

as Self

as Self

as Greg Vincent

as Self

as Technician

as Weather Wizard

as Gordon

as Self (archive footage)

as Milt Holly

as Harry

as Marvin Laurie

as Self

as Jack Morton

as Man in Dumpster