Johnny Williams

as Johnny Roastbeef

as Fat Paulie

as Burt

as Carmen Lorenzo

as Mr. Dung Beetle (voice)

as Vito

as Al

as Lou

as Mobster

as Borelli's Man #2

as Johnny Sandwich

as Geese Ausbie (voice)

as Elevator Attendant

as Lou

as Uncle Sal

as Chip

as Hubert 'Geese' Ausbie / Multi Man (voice)

as Sam

as Leo Galloway

as Sharkey

as Fred

as Frankie Foldem

as Angelo Ruggiero

as Marv Riker

as Wasp Collector

as Kentucky State Trooper

as Russo

as Newscaster

as Cheeks

as Bartender

as Big Tony

as Tow Truck Driver

as Ritchie

as Raymond Scott Quintette

as Phil 'Pooch' Puccirelli

as Joe

as Dot Com Donnie

as Danny Defino

as Jimmy

as Mario

as Bubba

as Lou

as Tanner (segment "Frankie the Squirrel") (as Johnny 'Roastbeef' Williams)

as Vince

as Big Bill Romeo

as Geese (voice)

as Self

as Petey