Simon Day

as Taxi boatman

as Uncle Bob

as Leo Mclair

as Vincent

as Sid Onslow

as Combover Guy

as Charlie Beckett

as Luke Baincross

as Fenwick

as Alf (voice)

as Self

as Cardiothoracic Surgeon

as Jordan Strange

as Self

as Various Characters

as Fenwick

as Daggett

as Self

as Hospital Doctor

as Lew Grade

as Club Member

as Simon

as Self

as Self

as Big Gary King

as The Dodo

as Colonel Dedshott

as Shaky

as Vaughan

as Consultant

as Handlebar

as Brian Pern

as Noel Faulkner

as Self - Guest Judge

as Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

as Mr Bradley

as Constable Funnyname (voice)

as Various

as Various

as Self

as Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)

as Neighbour

as Self/Various Characters

as Self

as Colonel Dedshott

as Petruchio

as Slow PC

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Big Gary King

as Dave Angel Eco Warrior