Chris Gauthier

as Seynour

as Ronald Reznick

as Uniformed Officer

as Winslow Schott / Toyman

as Daphne's Tattooed Fan #1

as Simon Cutler

as Shack

as William Smee

as Henry VIII

as Hockey Fan's Buddy

as Mikey (as Christopher Gauthier)

as Mattas

as Surveillance Van Agent

as Phil

as Earlie

as Ted

as Roger

as Vincent

as Mr. Geldon

as Vincent

as Dancing Man

as Hertis

as Mechanic

as Elliot Larson

as Fat Hesher

as Chris

as Elson

as Staffer

as Timpson

as Walter 'The Adjustor'

as Malcolm Ross

as Mailman Tim

as Hector Passmore

as Tad's Cameraman

as Donut Shop Manager

as Sean Akers

as Vern Cote

as Timpson

as Geek #2

as Desk Sargeant Gulloy

as Randy Pope

as Vetch

as Officer Pork Chop

as Priest

as Ed

as Celebrity Judge #2

as Sebastian

as Kevin

as Marvelous Jim

as Stevie

as Howard Kane

as Bryan

as Krinsky

as Igor

as Mr. Jing-a-Ling

as Serge

as Serge

as Marvelous Jim

as Rocky Ferguson

as DMV Instructor Glenn

as Joey Lilac

as Peter

as Randy

as Pastor Fred

as Kenny

as Bowling Shoe Guy

as Murray

as Mac

as Barkeep

as Murphy

as Sir Guy

as Hacker

as Donnie Spencer

as Clayton

as Todd

as The Boss

as Fred

as Jerry Costa