Martin Short

as Guthrie Frenel (voice)

as Stefano (voice)

as Jerry Ross

as Garrison Cootes

as B.E.N. (voice)

as Huy (voice)

as Sebastian Ballentine

as Mr. Frankenstein / Mr. Burgemeister / Nassor (voice)

as Kingfish (voice)

as Merv Schechter

as Poppy Stilton (voice)

as Thimbletack (voice)

as Dr. Rudy Blatnoyd, D.D.S.

as Grandpa Frump (voice)

as Oliver Putnam

as Uncle Jack

as Franck Eggelhoffer

as Preminger (voice)

as Jack Putter

as Lars (voice)

as Gordie (voice)

as Ned Nederlander

as Jack Frost

as Steward Havens

as Ooblar (voice)

as The Father (voice)

as Murder victim

as Martin Short

as Dick Lundy

as Franck Eggelhoffer

as Self

as Dr. Franff

as Kirk the Woodsman (voice)

as Self - Various Characters

as Richard Kempster

as Stubbs the Clown (voice)

as Mad Hatter

as Self - Guest

as The Appraiser / The Jester (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Ned Perry

as Martin Harvey

as Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates

as Frik

as Self

as Leonard Winstone

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Melvin

as Mitch Harris

as Self

as Self

as Murray

as Self - Guest

as Wilbur Turnblad

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Oscar the Leprechaun

as Eugene Proctor

as Self

as Hubie (voice)

as Self

as Self - Actor, SCTV

as Self

as Clifford Daniels

as Self

as Lionel Dillard

as Neil Sussman - Nick's Agent

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Self

as Lemondrop / Ludzinka / Blitzen (voice)

as Rodney

as Self

as Cheese (voice)

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Lumière

as Martin Short

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Jiminy Glick / David Lynch

as Franck

as Self

as Self

as David Morgan

as Self - Various Characters

as Lou

as Self

as Otis Volcanowitz (voice)

as Self

as Self - Host

as Self - Interviewee

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self - Nominee

as Martin Short

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Self - Performer

as Self - Guest

as Martin Short

as Ed Grimley (voice)

as Self - Panelist

as Self

as Nathan Thurm

as Jiminy Glick

as Self - Host

as Engel

as The Cat in the Hat (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Bradley Z. Coleman

as Johnny Appleseed

as Self

as The Cat in the Hat

as Self - Panelist

as Self - Celebrity Guest

as The Cat in the Hat

as Self

as The Cat in the Hat

as (archive footage)

as Various

as Shucky (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Harrison Kilray

as Self

as Self

as Various Roles

as Self

as Nathan Thurm

as Self

as Various Characters

as King Louis XVI

as Ed Grimley (archive footage)

as Self

as The Cat in the Hat

as Self / Various

as Harrison Kilray

as Self - Host

as Narrator (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Justin Beaver (voice)

as The Cat in the Hat

as Self - Host

as Cat in the Hat

as Host

as Louie

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Narrator

as The Cat in the Hat

as Self

as Self

as Jonathan Chapman

as Self / Jeffrey

as Self

as Self

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Smokey The Hare

as Self

as Self - Special Guest

as Self - Presenter

as Self