Stephen Noonan

as Mel

as Deacon Cardinal

as Asa Darlek

as Marat

as Camille Desmoulins

as The Advert Director

as Roman Barac

as Tough Man

as Gordano

as Spanish Ambassador

as Marat

as Postman

as Narrator

as Detective Sergeant Tony Rudson

as Porter / Seyton

as Roger Corke

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Michelangelo

as The Doctor (voice)

as Tribal Elder / Caveman 2 (voice)