Calista Flockhart

as April (voice)

as Cat Grant

as Barbara Keeley

as Barnard Girl

as Amy Nicholls

as Dr. Ryan Stone / Smurfette (voice)

as Self - Host

as Doris (voice)

as Helena

as Ally McBeal

as Lee Radziwill

as Kitty Walker

as Self

as Self

as Ally McBeal

as Self

as Christine Taylor (segments "Goodnight Lilly, Goodnight Christine" and "This is Dr. Keener")

as Valerie Weston

as Diney Majeski

as April Keating

as Self - Actress (archive footage)

as Acting Student

as Lillian Anderson

as Self - Nominee

as April Keating

as Vanna Van (voice)

as Helen

as Amanda Morel

as Jane

as Lillian Anderson

as Sue

as Self

as Self

as Ellen Kelly-O'Rourke

as Christine

as Nurse