Rupert Everett

as Prince Charming (voice)

as Mr. Fox (voice)

as Ornithologist

as Prince Charming (voice)

as Judge Hope

as Secundus

as Christopher Marlowe

as Duke of Wellington

as George Downes

as Giorgio Barbieri

as Sanford Scolex

as Lord Edmund St. John-Smythe

as Ferguson

as Patrick

as Francesco Dellamorte

as Algernon “Algy” Moncrieff

as Camilla Fritton / Carnaby Fritton

as Oberon

as Malcolm Holmes

as Sota (voice)

as King George

as Sloan Blackburn (voice)

as Self

as Prince of Wales

as Lord Rutledge

as Carroll Quinn

as Camilla Fritton / Captain Archibald Fritton / Fortnam Fritton

as Jack Lowenthal

as Lord Arthur Goring

as Governor Feron

as Self

as Robert Whittaker

as Oscar Wilde

as Guy Bennett

as Self

as King Charles II

as Monseñor

as Charlie

as Colin

as Bernardo Gui

as Self

as Tirador

as Malise Gordon

as Paul Neville

as Bayardo San Roman

as Bill Bule

as King Charles I

as Mark Tietjens

as Dirk Simpson

as David Blakeley

as Charles de Poulignac

as Nick

as Self

as Sherlock Holmes

as Narrator (voice)

as Brian Debehnam

as Leo Cauffield

as David Lattes

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Self

as Dr. Hendrick

as Constantine Kassanis

as Self

as Guy

as Self

as James Colt

as Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont

as Lord Capulet

as Lancelot

as Self

as George Garforth

as Grigory

as Narrator (voice)

as Sir Hugh Rose

as Bank Customer / Blind Man

as Tagg

as Sasha

as Jerome Weathersby

as Self

as Noël Coward (voice)

as Self

as Ram Valensky

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Gelert

as Self - Guest Host

as Self

as Self

as Caiaphas

as Narrator

as Martin Kendall

as Lord Plural

as Lord Harry Ironminster

as Self

as Self

as Assuerus, aka Horace Walop

as Lewis Lafoly

as Gregor Melekhov

as Gary Saint Lazare

as Self

as Tim

as Boy at Party

as Narrator

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Demon

as Humphrey Biffen

as Narrator

as Self

as Zhal

as Abraham

as Abraham

as Maurice

as Self