Daniel Roebuck

as Agent Weine

as Leslie Arzt

as Biggs

as Zoo Worker Randy

as Det. Wade

as Mike Thompson

as John Donnelly

as Peter Orson

as George Francis

as Norman Peterson

as Lou Martini

as Matthew Lake

as Medevac CO

as Joe Silva

as Mr. Flannery

as Charlie Johnson / Santa Claus

as Adam Emerson

as Biggs

as Jaron

as Mark Bullock

as Morris Green

as Lou Martini

as Arnold Walker

as Frank Rosetti

as Larry Zwibell

as Paul Barnes

as Mr. Banks

as Detective Jensen

as Paul Karofsky

as Kyle Martin

as Frankenmonster (uncredited)

as Michael Cordero Sr.

as Pastor Victor

as Neil

as Jeffery

as Largeman

as Hearse Driver

as Nathaniel Prentiss

as Mr. Banks

as Lieutenant Buckley

as Morris Green

as Herkimer Johnson

as Detective Williams

as Russell Blayney

as Alan Roth

as Mr. Condor

as Samson

as Glenn

as Hadfield

as Gus Black

as The Count / Ezra Mosher

as Chuck

as Frank Sertin

as Morris Green (voice)

as Demeter

as Tom Grant

as Mr. Grayson

as Michael Fielding

as Ernie Portnoy

as George Falk

as Jeff

as Mr. Lang

as Officer Brickowski

as Cliff Lewis

as Director Perkins

as Agent Norville

as Richard Bettina

as Josh

as Waldo

as Dewey Barber

as Sheriff Denny Wilson

as Mayor

as George

as Alex

as Howard

as Iron Green

as Artie

as Norm

as Jay Leno

as Jack Sterling

as Jim Grover (as Dan Roebuck)

as Principal Craig

as Web Hall

as Agent Norman Miller

as Northampton Symphony Orchestra Man

as Young Trooper (uncredited)

as Bill Lonigan

as Marty

as Link

as Dad

as Ed

as Paul Tivnan

as Biscuit

as Martin Cheeder

as Hamilton G. Skales

as Sgt. Reed

as Bob Bixby

as Dad

as Rex

as Gondreau Slykes

as Jack

as Soldier

as Security Guard (Jim)

as Big Freddy Wade

as Fred Renich

as Amos

as Self

as 8 O'Clock Farraday

as PO Dale Mortensen

as Robert Elliot

as Captain Rhodes

as Sheriff Hooper

as Packard

as Ronald Crenshaw

as Mac Reeves

as Mitch

as Paul Rocco / Jacque (voice)

as Captain Company

as Kellygreen

as Richard Adams / Clark Rogers / Agent from Hell

as Bruce

as Major Dawson

as Chris

as Officer Red

as Professor Spine

as Self - Charlie

as Keystone the Magnificent

as Sherrif John

as Doc Chavez

as Charles Covner

as Mr. Wayman

as Lyle Mitchell

as Shadow Man

as Steve Walsh

as David Pavey

as Garry Marshall

as Senator Tobias

as Ed Hanson

as Joseph Bekins

as Bill Jankowski

as Shadow Man

as Ted

Role: Thanks

as Self

as Police Officer

as Sheriff Bobby

as Self

as JT Clark

as Clayton Carver

as Host / Dr. Shocker

as Self

as Dennis Jepson

as Mook

as Wolf / The Butcher

as Pete Peterson

as Ray

as Dale Schneider

as Nick

as Mr. Davidson

as Detective Heilman

as Self

as Russ

as Solomon Hostetler

as Dougie Westa

as Mike

as Fredo Holt

as Haskell Epstein

as Rick Hodges

as Chef Jim

as Detective Gladwell

as Cop (uncredited)

as Self

as Dr. Shocker

as David Behlman

as Heinrich Himmler

as Uncle Ronny

as Frank

as Benny

as Dale Schneider

as Pastor Hopkins

as Randy Wood

as Reggie Sinclair

as Danny

as Self

as Hitch

as Mr. Todd

as Mr. Whitmore

as Self

as Paul

as Mr. Hallowell

as Sheridan

as Himself

as Harvey

as Burton Kimble

as Self

as Dwayne Biggs

as Harry

as Mr. King

as Dirk

as Capt. Finn Lombardi

as Self

as Jake Bauer

as Howard

as Self

as Pastor Dan

as Lonny

as Orb

as Roman Grady

as Garrett

as Lloyd

as Reverend Dr. Glenn

as The Entertainer