John Simm

as The Master

as Bernard

as Stephen Edwards

as Jip

as Sam Tyler

as David Mars

as Self

as Rhys

as William 'Bill' Preece

as Cal McAffrey

as DS Roy Grace

as Jack Whalen

as Baxter

as Martin

as Alec Jeffreys

as Marcus Farrow

as Edward Sexby

as Mr Confectioner

as Dave

as Eddie

as Jonah Mulray

as Richard Francis

as Frank

as Gray Wright

as Self

as Daniel Appleton

as Self

as Boatman

as Joby Jonson

as Tom Ronstadt

as Dan Bowker

as Theo

as Raskolnikov

as John Middleton

as Ian

as Silver

as Phil

as Danny Kavanagh

as Self

as Prize Winner

as Caligula

as Moose

as Stuart Leach

as Self

as Gary Kingston

as Ace

as Narrator

as Oz/2nd Party Stonehead

as Arthur Fried

as Neil

as Cecil

as Vincent Van Gogh

as Cecil

as Caligola

as Dr. Bruce Flaherty

as Narrator

as Himself - Narrator (voice)

as Kendle Bains

as Self - Narrator

as Self

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator

as Dave

as Nick

as John Parlour

as Sean

as Gabriel

as Joey

as The Master

as Self

as Self

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Clint Heppelwhite

as The Master (archive footage)

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Raskolnikov