Bernard Cribbins

as Wilfred Mott

as Felix Forsythe

as Taxi Driver

as Mr. Hutchinson

as Duggie Wingate

as The Voice (voice)

as Albert

as Wilfred Mott

as Captain Michael

as Arkwright

as Self

as Albert Perks

as Tom Campbell

as Self

as Thirsty Sailor (uncredited)

as Agent Harold Crump

as Self - Panellist

as Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker

as Gertrude Stein / Narrator (voice)

as Job

as Mutley

as Lennie Price

as Charlie Krebs

as Nervous O'Toole

as Mordecai Mendoza

as Otis

as Gavin Hinchcliffe

as Col. Brownlow

as Vincent Mountjoy

as Self

as Uncle Henry

as Agent Harold Crump / Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker (archive footage)

as Man on Stretcher (uncredited)

as Katzenburger (voice)

as Self - Panellist

as Self

as Squirts McGinty

as Snout

as Self - Narrator

as Officer P. Brain

as Mr. Masterman / Voice of Eel

as House painter

as Bob, l'agent 202

as Pereira

as Jolly Jack

as Sergeant Clegg

as Able Seaman James Bryson

as Hospital Patient

as Dangerous Davies

as Self

as Fred Davies

as Himself

as Self

as Photographer

as Neighbour

as Alderney / Orinoco / Wellington (voice)

as Pinchwife

as Stage Hand (uncredited)

as The Stonemason

as Job (archive footage)

as Jack

as Peters

as Self (uncredited)

as Charlie Baker

as Policeman

as Pyramid

as Self

as Self

as Self - Participant

as Larry

as Cuffy

as Station Guard

as Robin (voice)

as Sid

as Self (archive footage)

as Paco

as Newspaperman

as Ron

as Self

as Cuffy

as Snowman (voice)

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Narrator

as Self

as Narrator

as Mr. Hutchinson (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self

as Narrator

as Self

as Centipede

as Pinchwife

as Awkward Customer: Mr. Clam

as Himself

as Herbert Soppitt

as Wilfred Mott

as Guest

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Mr. Wadhurst

as Self - Presenter

as Mock Turtle (voice)

as Old Jack

as Mock Turtle

as Old Jack

as Old Jack

as Kiki Reger

as Self