Robert Morse

as Governor of Yi (voice)

as Bertram Cooper

as Dominick Dunne

as Mr. Koch / Juggler (voice)

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Marshak (voice)

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Goopy Geer (voice)

as Marc Faber

as Desaad (voice)

as Herman (voice)

as Jake (voice)

as Phil

as (segment "Ye Gods")

as Barney Shore

as Roger Blacker

as Jack Frost (voice)

as Walter Hoving

as Self

as Finch

as Bobby

as Stephen Shaw

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Chap Starfall

as Dennis Barlow

as Ed Stander

as Garrison Gaylord

as Uncle Bert

as Herman (voice)

as Ensign Garland

as Nat Couray

as Self

as Grandpa

as Self

as Howler (voice)

as Young Scrooge (voice)

as Barnaby Tucker

as Casualty

as Waldo

as Richy Wilkin

as Self

as Young Stuffy (voice)

as Burt

as Self

as Self

as Jonathan

as Jason Menlow

as Self (archive footage)

as Truman Capote

as Self

as Moncho (voice)

as Oliver Cromwell Cannon

as J. Pierrepont Finch (segment "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying")

as The Tailor

as Self

as Edwin O'Malley

as Buzzy Beaker

as Santa Claus

as Self - Performer

as Fred Philpotts

as Professor Pearson

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self - Presenter