Bob Hoskins

as Muir

as Eddie Valiant

as Smee

as Fezziwig / Old Joe (voice)

as Nikita Khrushchev

as Spoor

as Winston (voice)

as Bart

as Boris the Goose (voice)

as Lionel Bloch

as Odin

as Rock and Roll Manager

as Dr. Leon Patterson

as Mario Mario

as Bill Nelson

as Redmond

as Coach Fuller

as Bob (Pigalle)

as Vartan Malt

as Lou Landsky

as Captain Kidd / Self

as Bob Hoskins

as Eddie Mannix

as Owney Madden

as Harold Shand

as J. Edgar Hoover

as Sir Pitt Crawley

as Albert Passingham

as George

as Gus Klein

as Vivian Van Damm

as Smee

as Henry Bullard

as Charlie Cassotto Maffia

as Self - Guest

as Walter Lewis

as C.S.M. Williams

as Father Michael Da Costa

as Joe Hilditch

as Eddie Valiant (archive footage)

as Jack Moony

as Geppetto

as Ray

as Prof. Challenger

as Steven Laws

as Colonel Perez

as Davey

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Micawber

as The Baron

as Big Mac

as Verloc

as Cesar Crevel

as Inspector John Becker

as Stanley Gould

as Alan Darcy

as Sancho Panza

as Beria

as Sam Garcia

as James Madden

as Teddy (voice)

as Police Constable

as Brother Edgar

as Self

as Louis Aubinard

as Johnny Scanlan

as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

as Joey

Role: Director

as Darius Paskevic

as Self

as Professor Challenger

as Vince

as Recruiting Sergeant

as Arthur Parker

as Angelo Roncalli / Papa Giovanni XXIII

as Gerd Layton

as Paddy Gargan

as Darky

as Foster

as Self – Eddie Valiant

as Iago

as Sammy Draper

as Winston Churchill

as Self

as Badger

as Sharkey

as Manuel Noriega

as Self – Lou Landsky (archive footage)

as Johnny Palmer

as Woodbine

as Jack

as Self - Mario Mario (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Benito Mussolini

as Sidney, plumber's mate

as Frank Bailey

as Freddy Dean

as Percy 'Smudge' Smith

as Himself

as Jack Armistead

as George Dobbs

as Damon Ira Chance

as Workman

as Arnie Cole

as Charles 'Knocker' Grindley

as Morrie Mendellsohn

as Self

as Eddie Wharton

as The Secret Policeman (voice)

as Beggar

as Self

as George

as Teddy (voice)

as De Flores

as Male Model

as Blake (Tom's Boss)

as Robotham (voice)

as De Flores

as Taxi driver

as Woodbine

as Sammy Draper

as Self

as Reg

as Self

as Self (uncredited)

as Narrator (Older College)

as Self

as Peter

as Self

as Knocker

as Self (archive footage)

as Det. Sgt. Marble

as Geppetto

as Self

as Angelo Roncalli / Giovanni XXIII