Stark Sands

as Justin Hackeysack (voice)

as Don Graham

as Bobby Frost

as Troy Nelson

as Tino / Conservative #1 (voice)

as Gust

as Evan Clark

as Toby

as Tim

as Grant Hillman

as Nathaniel Fick

as Conor McNamara - 2026

as Bud Crain

as Soldier

as Brad

as Dash

as Troy

as Lance Sussman

as Henry

as Self (archive footage)

as Kenny McLaren

as Self

Role: Co-Producer

as Evan

as David