Daniel Franzese

as Damian

as National Guardsman

as Stanley

as Harwell

as Dean Harden

as Dougie

as Cousin Derek

as Cute Guy

as Self - Guest Judge

as Ziggy Chorofsky

as Eddie

as The Rat

as Eddie

as Twinkleton (voice)

as Freddy

as Emergency Doctor

as Jackson Morrison

as Disheveled Man

as Self - Guest Judge

as Paul Warren

as Big Clive

as Agent Craig

as Doug

as Danny Tripodi

as Donna Bellissima - Contestant

as Claude Markham

as Vern Testaverde

as Self

as Jake

as Abel

as Brendon

as Big Mikey

as Boris

as Self - Special Guest

as Self

as Edmond

as Tony

as Self