Ted Newsom

as Self - Filmmaker

as Neal

as Hammer

as Guard #1

as Himself

as Mr. Martin

Role: Writer

as Professor Van Sloane

as Tef

Role: Writer

as Watergate

as Mr. Logan

Role: Writer

as Detective Simpson

as Mr. Roberts (archive footage)

as Cooper

as Sergeant Levy

as Prof. Finkleman

Role: Director

as Morty

as Knowledgable Man

as Hospital Orderly

as Mr. Roberts

as Dr. Isaacson

as Peter

as Irish Priest

as Newton

as Agent Canola

Role: Writer

as Brother Hopkins

as Hobart

Role: Screenplay

Role: Director

as Newton

as Self

as Self - Hammer Documentarian

Role: Producer

Role: Writer

as 2nd DiCaprio Hitman

Role: Director

Role: Screenplay

Role: Director

Role: Writer

as Logan (archive footage)

as Prof. Finkleman (archive footage)

as Newton (archive footage)

as Narrator

as Self

as Risher

as (archive footage)

as Morty/Professor Finkelman (archive footage)

Role: Director

Role: Writer

Role: Writer

as Self

as Self

as Charles

Role: Director

Role: Writer

Role: Writer

Role: Writer

Role: Writer

as Newton

Role: Director

Role: Writer

Role: Director