Paul Angelis

as Karageorge

as Ringo Starr / Chief Blue Meanie / George / Narrator (voice)

as Albert (uncredited)

as D.S. Barnes

as Brian Bowes

as Gangster

as Schimi

as Navy Rum

as Secret Serviceman

as Barney Prince

as Alex Denham

as Constable

as Mick

as Terry Cleeves

as Gillet

as Plumber

as Sergeant

as Conroy

as Willard

as Michael 'Mike' Rawlins

as Phil Wogan

as Susie

as John Fitzsimmons

as PC Bruce Bannerman

as Vic Knight

as Tom Choley

as Ted

as Tony Gavin

as Tristram

as Tugman

as Roddy

as DI Snow

as Kroll

as Susie

as Sergeant Dangerfield

as Conny De Vooght

Role: Writer

as Billet

as DCS Jack Ridgeway

as Tom Choley

as Vickers

as Ray

as Destry

as Conroy

as Travers