Lee Ingleby

as Stan Shunpike

as Midshipman Hollom

as (segment "Don't") (uncredited)

as Gustave

as Cameron Pell

as Messenger

as Germanus

as Unhappy Couple

as Teenage Thug Leader

as Nick Huntley

as Matt

as Vic Tyler

as Tony Myerscough

as Edgar Wyndam

as Richard Taylor

as Trevor Speed

as DC Colin Hards

as Patrick

as Slade

as Captain Campion (voice)

as DCS Jim Hobson

as Derek Spratley

as John Bacchus

as David Collins

as Dale

as Walter

as Bernhard

as Deano

as Private Wilfred 'Dad' Tyrell

as Chessocks

as Leslie White

as David Leigh

as Kieron Cumming

as Jason

as Dean

as Paul Hughes

as Ben Morris

as George Mottershead

as Smike

as DI George Bennett

as Neil Adamson

as Gary

as Roger Boersma

as Sean O'Neill

as Alan

as Gordon

as Mole

as Paul

as Guy

as Bob (voice)

as Paul

as Bobby Franklyn

as David Witton

as Nick Hayes

as Gabriel

as Henry 'Birdie' Bowers

as Self - Narrator

as Man

as John

as Rob

as Narrator (Voice)

as Smike

as Father Samuel

as Arthur Peters

as Denton Elicient

as Jimmy Stojkovic