Christopher Meloni

as Colonel Nathan Hardy

as Jesus Christ (voice)

as Lt. Halperin

as Clerk at Flamingo Hotel

as George Townshend (voice)

as Elliot Stabler

as Mort

as George Winslow

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Freakshow

as Coach Bob

as Roman Zimojic

as Leo Durocher

as Mr. Lanzarotta

as Cosmo (voice)

as Grand Wizard

as Frank Holloway

as Jim Gordon / Jeffrey the Parrot (voice)

as Johnnie Marzzone

as Spike (voice)

as Gene

as Chris Keller

as Roger Simmons

as Pascal MacCorkill

as Brock Connor

as Dennis

as Montgomery

as Elliot Stabler

as Lonesun (voice)

as Jack

as Dick Ford

as Ray Whelans

as Nick Sax

as Hal Jordan (voice)

as Roland

as Self

as Josh Landy

as Det. Elliot Stabler

as Dr. Norris

as Howard

as Gene

as Self - Guest

as Jimmy Liery

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Dennis Knoll

as Self

as Various

as Self

as Gene Jenkinson / Jonas Jurgenson

as Self

as Othniel Marsh

as Self - Guest

as August Pullman

as R / Subject #3

as Bodyguard #2

as Agent Steel (voice)

as Self

as The Producer

as Team Leader

as Boz Skannet

as Detective Voccola (voice)

as Cooties Spokesman

as Self - Guest

as Dr. Jack Dunlevy

as Self

as Al Klein

as Jon Charbineau

as Elliot Stabler

as Self

as Sgt. Cavanaugh (uncredited)

as David

as Det. Samuel 'Sam' Adams

as Dave Stewie

as Mark Fuhrman

as Vito Del Greco / Johnny Gunn

as Ranger Russell

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Lou

as Joe

as Richard Sutherland

as Christopher

as Self

as Self (uncredited)

as Don Wild

as Barry Singer

as Ray Samuels

as Tommy Moretti

as Jerry Cimarelli

as Self

as Billy

as Self

as Self

as Louis

as Mitch

as Self - Guest

as Bennetto Torello

as Ron Weston

as Reed Sims

as Self - Narrator

as Danny Roarke