Roger Morlidge

as James Armitage

as Sergeant - Desert Train

as Wardrobe Master

as Artificial Limbs Man

as Stagehand

as PC Cochrane

as Court Clerk

as Dr. Robert Latham

as Fat Twat

as Mr Greenwood

as Journalist

as Harry Timmis

as Careers Officer

as Construction Worker #2

as Dr. Watson

as Geoff Dixon

as Phil

as Private in Pub

as Ian

as Bob Jones

as Billy

as Martin Heald

as DC Fine

as PC Aldbury

as Court Clerk

as Geoff Bennett

as 2nd Prison Officer

as Inspector Roger Yarborough

as Police Constable

as Dennis Tyldesley

as Fat Sea Captain

as Maggot

as Launce