Michael Jeter

as Eduard Delacroix

as Udesky

as Smokey / Steamer

as Ron Bumquist

as Old Gregor

as Rudy

as Skinner

as Father Ignatius

as Adolph

as Homeless Cabaret Singer

as Gerald Weems

as Quincy Thorpe

as Arnie

as Percy

as Freshman #2

as Dale Porthouse

as Sheldon

as Norm Snively

as Earl Leedy

as Bill Jeffries (voice) (uncredited)

as Avron

as Dr. Jarvis

as Runta (voice)

as Biederman (voice)

as Toto

as Special Reporter

as Gus Zimmerman

as Confessing Crook in Holding Cell

as Dr. Krantz

as Self

as Vic

as Dr. William Blay (voice)

as Bob Ryan

as Peter Lebeck

as Dr. Enoch

as Calvin Klein

as Carson Callas

as Mr. Goldstone

as Lawrence Rosewood

as Arvo

as Max Galt

as Uncle Jude

as Self - Nominee

as Edwin

as Sticks

as Bill Driscoll

as Herman Stiles

as Self / Eduard Delacroix

as Arnold Wiggins

as Night Clerk 1

as Mr. Kelp

as Oras

as Self

as Arnold Wiggins

as Self

as Otto Kringelein (segment "Grand Hotel")

as Baby / Bill the Lizard / Dormouse

as Bob Black

as Vernon

as Mr. Noodle

as George Gardner

as Mr. Noodle

as Mr. Noodle

as Mr. Barbour

as Dr. Art Makter

as Pindar

as Self

as Mr. Noodle

as Mister Noodle

as Mr. Noodle

as Mr. Noodle's Brother (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Mr. Noodle

as Mr. Noodle's Brother, Mr. Noodle

as Self - Performer / Winner