Abraham Benrubi

as General (voice)

as Frank Fielding

as Skookum Bench King

as Bubba

as Big Mike Raskin

as Willis McCullum

as Arlo

as Todd (voice)

as Thor

as Orderly

as Olaf

as Lou Steele

as Party Man

as George 'Tiny' Myers

as Chet Valincourt

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Uncle the Pig (voice)

as Lonnie Redshirt (voice)

as Jimmy

as Mose

as Jerry Markovic

as Biker #1

as Rodney Belk

as Dennis

as Serge (voice)

as Erik

as Marine Guard

as Teacup

as Break

as Teenage Dan

as Big Mike

as Darth Vader (voice)

as Santa Claus

as Jimbo

as Abe

as Big Bill Cochrane

as DEA Agent Joe McKenzie

as Really Big Kid

as Darth Vader / Owen Lars (voice)

as Darth Vader / Owen Lars (voice)

as Roy 'R.J.' Biggins Jr.

as Detective Yarden

as Mr. Pudel

as Silver Fox

as Abe Ferguson

as Bud-Lite Kaminski

as Big Roscoe Hammil

as Street Thug (voice)

as Larry Kubiac

as Bar Owner

as Mr. Maxwell

as Cyborg/ Kilowog / Appa Ali Apsa / Solomon Grundy (voice)

as Big Dave Duncan

as Ben Jackson

as Michael Spencer

as Hector

as Coach Dewey

as Bartender

as Santa

as Max Gottleb

as Bruno

as Duckbone

as Sgt. JC Lightfoot

as Roy

as Mr. McLeach (voice)

as Garrett Kain

as Rinny

as Chief (voice)

as Billy

as Santa Claus

as Santa Claus

as Tree

as Spike

as Rick

as Drill Instructor (voice)

as Citizen Dave

as Vincent Konefke

as John Bollandine

as Abraham Benrubi

as Dr. Neil Bachman

as Geoff Carmichael

as Mr. Bear

as Rufus

as Self

as Bartender

as Santa Claus

as (voice)

as Samulan Freewalk