David Schneider

as Train Engineer

as Scientist

as Relic Seller

Role: Screenplay

as Joe's Co-Passenger

as General (voice)

as Judo Instructor

as Rat Club Comedian

as Scarlett Morgan (voice)

Role: Director

as ABA Student

as Tony Hayers

as Marcus Salter

as Monty

as Soggy Sid

as Agorix

as Big Red Book

as Sylvester Stuart / Various Characters

as Derek

as Young Buck Reporter

as Man in porn film

as Dan Black

as Kullich

as Neville

as Tanner

Role: Screenplay

as Celebrity Tour Guide

as Tobia

as Doctor

as Ian

as Todd

as Self

as Self

as Kullich

as Himself

as Stamford Hill Cowboy

as Self

as Self

as čert

as Jay

as Self

as Self - Presenter

as Kevin Andrews

as Self

as Ed Banger (uncredited)

as Ed Banger (uncredited)

as Ed Banger (uncredited)

as Ed Banger (uncredited)

Role: Creator